The Reduced Shakespeare Company is coming to San Francisco with "The Bible: The Complete Word of God (abridged)" on various semi-random dates in November, December, and the first week of January. (They're alternating the Bible one with a Hollywood-themed show, is why the semi-randomness.)
Clearly I must go see this.
If you, also, must go see this, drop me a line and I shall organize a Dinner & Theatre Outing on some nicely-located date to be determined later.