2. But just because someone's given me an animal and I have responsibility for it doesn't mean I personally have to keep it. If I find it a good home, that works too.
3. The next time my coworkers and I have to assemble a complex Lego structure to save a little girl's life, we should assemble it up in the brightly lit hallway, then carry it down to the creepy basement, instead of taking all the pieces downstairs and trying to assemble it there, with the dark and the demons and stuff.
4. [Specific coworker], you can go hunt the demons in the other half of the basement once we're finished with the Lego thing, okay? First things first.