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A survey!
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This one's been going around. I got it most recently from firecat, and decided to only fill out the interesting questions.



BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
I think a month's warning or so would be nice, to make sure I had my affairs in order.

Q. Is love for real?
Yep.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I can change my name. I like it this way.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
The first tooth I lost, I swallowed in a cupcake at Montessori school. I didn't even realize it had fallen out until Mom came to pick me up.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
Not that I know of.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
Not in any dramatic and obvious ways. I mean, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for lots of people working together, primarily my parents, but I don't have any individual life-saving stories.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $10?
No.

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
It would depend on the situation. If it was a member of the same sex who was healthy and seemed reasonably emotionally stable, and the situation as a whole didn't seem skeevy, then sure. But all the plausible situations I can actually come up with are things like Girls Gone Wild, in which case there is distinct skeeviness and a high chance of being pressured to do other things, and I wouldn't in a situation like that.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
NO!

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Um... maybe. If I could still comment on other people's blogs and maintain my not-a-blog website, then maybe. But otherwise probably not. I would be okay with not blogging for a year for $5,000, I think, but never is a long time.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Again, if it was non-skeevy and I felt okay about the situation. So to tastefully illustrate an article on body image? Sure. In Hustler? No.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
I would drink one of the sample bottles they give out at the McIlheny factory, sure. I'd drink one of those for significantly less, actually. Any takers?

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
If it were euthanasia of a consenting person, yes. If it were murder, no.

Q. Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
Yeah.
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I find the ratio of prices on the walking naked down a street and drinking a bottle of hot sauce to be vastly out of proportion to how I'd feel about the two activities.

If it were a bottle of the "hot sauce" that they serve at Chevy's, I would probably consider $1000 rather generous. It would probably still taste reasonably good in those sorts of quantities. But that's probably a rant for a different post. :)

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