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Poll #1527410 This is the first time I've dumped my bike in some years

Fill in the blank: Today, on my way to work, I fell over on my bike and tore the _____ out of my pants.

crap
3(11.1%)
snot
2(7.4%)
heck
6(22.2%)
hell
5(18.5%)
bejeezus
5(18.5%)
knee
5(18.5%)
other (see comments)
1(3.7%)

Though I am not myself badly damaged, my knee is going to have a heck of a bruise and probably some swelling. What should I do with it over the next few days?

Rest it, maybe ice it if it acts up.
0(0.0%)
Gently exercise it to keep it from getting stiff.
0(0.0%)
Limp in an exaggerated fashion to get extra sympathy.
0(0.0%)
Limp only as much as necessary, wincing occasionally.
0(0.0%)
Ibuprofen!
0(0.0%)

And what should I do with the pants?

Repair/patch as best as possible.
0(0.0%)
Use as gardening/painting/around the house pants.
10(38.5%)
Convert into shorts.
7(26.9%)