Usually I think these randomly-assigned things are silly, but this one has an unusually high percentage of entertainingly accurate results.
Will you get far in life?
Mother -- Tori Amos
(I find this... ominous.)
How do your friends see you?
Dawn's Lament -- Once More, With Feeling
(I knew I whined a lot, but....)
Will you get married?
Violet -- Savage Garden
(This one doesn't make any sense. Clearly it is iTunes' attempt to say "mu", since I'm already married.)
What is your best friend's theme song?
Suite from Mulan -- Mulan
(Apparently my best friend is Mulan. I can live with that.)
What is the story of your life?
Spectators -- The Cruxshadows
What was high school like?
Prologue -- The Phantom of the Opera
How can you get ahead in life?
Bird -- Dead Can Dance
(Guess I should have paid more attention when I took that ornithology class.)
What is the best thing about your friends?
These are the Good Times -- Trout Fishing in America
What is today going to be like?
I Want You -- Savage Garden
What is in store for this weekend?
After You've Gone -- Trout Fishing in America
(I only hope this doesn't mean something terrible will happen to the balcony plants. My favorite line in this song is "After you've gone, your precious potted plants will DIE! They'll turn to sticks and twigs and dirt.")
What song describes you?
Love and Hatred -- The Cruxshadows
(I didn't used to be much on hate, but then the Bush administration happened.)
To describe your grandparents?
To the Moon and Back -- Savage Garden
(Presumably this is my maternal grandparents, who live in an RV and spend their time migrating about North America.)
How is your life going?
Heaven's Gaze -- The Cruxshadows
What song will they play at your funeral?
The Spirit -- The Moody Blues
(I hope not!)
How does the world see you?
When I Was a Dinosaur -- Trout Fishing in America
What do your friends really think of you?
Winter Born (This Sacrifice) -- The Cruxshadows
(I may be whiny, but at least I get to kick some ass before I go.)
Do people secretly lust after you?
Heaven Knows -- The Corrs
(Well, as of a few songs ago, Heaven is apparently paying enough attention that it should know.)
How can I make myself happy?
Leaving Wallbrook/On the Road -- Rain Man
(Actually, just listening to this song is fairly effective. But a bit of travel would also not be a bad thing. We should buy camping gear.)
What should you do with your life?
To the Fair -- Beauty and the Beast
Will you ever have children?
Saviour -- VNV Nation
(This is completely instrumental and therefore does not answer the question in any useful way. But it's a really good song.)