Tiger Spot (tiger_spot) wrote,
Tiger Spot
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Sleeping Through the Night: The Hidden Drawback

The trouble with a kid who sleeps through from 11:00 to 6:00 is that when that kid wakes up at 6 a.m. she is FULLY RESTED.

M: HI MOM!! GOOD MORNING! I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU! DO YOU WANT TO PLAY SYLLABLES?
me: ...
M: YAWNING IS LIKE GRINNING! YOU'RE HAPPY TO SEE ME!!! I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU TOO! LET'S PLAY SYLLABLES!!!
me: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
M: SH IS A GREAT SYLLABLE! I LOVE THAT SYLLABLE! MY SYLLABLE IS "AAAAAAAAH!" AND I AM GOING TO CROW IT AS LOUDLY AS POSSIBLE!
me: ...
M: YOU'RE YAWNING AGAIN! THAT'S GREAT! I LOVE MORNINGS!
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