Gather seven hairs from a domesticated rat, the sound of a whiring bicycle wheel, and LA Burdick truffle. Place this in a 3 X 3 piece of gun cotton (yes, you'll have to squish the truffle) where you have inscribed the words "Duco ergo sum" and tie it with a length of self-spun, hand-dyed orange yarn. Light it with a long match, saying "Pretty Please With Sugar On Top!"
I would purchase passage within the bowels of a fixed-wing aluminum raptor, tokens of said passage to be inscribed with the names Theresa M. and Andres S.B.
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Edited at 2010-01-09 06:31 pm (UTC)